Cockpit? So yesterday!

Overheard in the lobby: “I had five wakeup calls and never heard any of them. It was the noise in the hallway of everyone leaving that woke me up.” Gee, were we that loud?

Overheard on the A380

“Apparently we all can’t go inside the A380 at once so it doesn’t get too crowded. Are they aware it seats 900 people?”

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“Do you want to go to the First Class Terminal in the morning?”

“The answer to that question is always yes.”

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(Randy standing in coach, looking puzzled) “I’m not sure we really want to see this section. I really have no interest in this cabin.”

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“Don’t worry about me; I’m never going to be down here anyways.”

Overheard on SMD2010: JFK-FRA edition

“Which would you prefer: the smiling flight attendant who brings you food you don’t really like, or the unsmiling flight attendant who brings exactly what you want?”

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“There’s no such thing as no sex or flying after sixty. There’s just less of the former and more of the latter.”

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“We’re glad they’re adding an AARP section to the DO this year.”

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(To Greg, who wore pajamas on the flight) “Do you have your teddy bear?”

“Is the purser going to tuck you in later?”

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(In the LH Welcome Lounge, the plum sauce has been labeled “Plump sauce.”) “I would stay away from that if I were you.”

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