Deep In The Heart of Texas

It should have been no surprise that the Continental branch of the UAL/CO family (or “Legacy Continental,” as they’ve taken to calling themselves) would roll out the red carpet for us. Upon entering a hangar at IAH, we found a battery of executives waiting for us — the first public appearance of the joint management team since the merger was finalized barely 30 dayss ago. SVP of sales Dave Hilfman, chief revenue officer Jim Compton, and Mileage President Jeff Foland spoke briefly to the assembled “high-rollers,” (Hilfman’s words), and, as promised, didn’t an excellent job bobbing and weaving away from our specific questions about the fate of Economy Plus, settling on which classes of service to keep, and whether the top tier of the combined loyalty program will be set at 75K or 100K. “We know the number,” Foland told me, but he wasn’t saying. “We’ll be announcing it shortly.” There will be two programs through the end of 2011, with a new one (name TBD) to kick in in 2012. Foland said he didn’t foresee any major sticking points in “harmonizing” the two programs.

After a lunch consisting of sliders, chips, and of course, chocolate sundaes, Scott O’Leary hosted a trivia contest with 10,000 bonus miles on the line. The questions (all slam dunks, let’s face it):

1. Name 8 of the 10 combined UAL and CO hubs (won by mrpalert)

2. Name 10 Star Alliance carriers (won by ChrisW, who was booed off the stage when he kept going and named Korean by mistake)

3. Name 4 ways to enter both the Red Carpet and President’s Clubs (won by SEACarl)

4. Name 4 Star Gold benefits (won by Bernard)

5. Name 8 of the of the 10 published and semi-published tiers of UAL and CO elites.

6. Name 10 countries served by both UAL and CO

7. Name 10 aircraft types operated by both


How Not To Visit A Lufthansa A380

(Instructions from our tour guide during the bus ride to the A380 hangar.)

“Don’t bring anything onboard the A380 you would bring on a plane…like guns or bombs or anything.”

“Do not use the bathrooms onboard the A380. I know the A380 bathrooms are spectacular, but they are only for looking today.”

“Do not take anything off the A380s. Leave the seats there, and when we’re sitting down… well we shouldn’t sit down. If you sit down, leave your seat as if you have never been there.”

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