Overheard on Star Mega DO 2010: Sunday night/Monday morning edition

“…So we needed a name for the charter company.”

“What is it?”

“Tomoli LLC. Tom & Oli. We only needed a bottle of wine to come up with that one.”

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“I’m a DO virgin. This is it!”

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“It’s like Colonel Sanders’ secret recipe — in liquor form.”

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“You took the subway? You’re aware you don’t earn miles for that?”

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“I got 5,000 Starwood Points for staying here last night: a 500 point welcome amenity for Platinums; 1,000 for being part of Star Mega DO; 3,000 for locals staying on Sunday nights — those are hard to do — plus multiples for being platinum… Hey, Seth; you should have stayed here last night.”

“I live here!”

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“This is the way lounges should be — feeding me constantly.”

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“Caviar is definitely not a superfood.”

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(Posing for a picture) “Eating things like we’re married is definitely a line I’m not crossing.”

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“We had a nice visit to the BA lounge on our way over here. You know, since we’re headed to Pittsburgh and everything.”

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(Wrappping up a detailed commentary on the UA PS cheese plate) “I haven’t had margarine in a while; quite tasty!”

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“The Westin has hassling me about checking my luggage considering I’m not staying here. Like I’m going to blow up the luggage station of the Westin.”

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(Instructions on how to climb into the overhead luggage bins) “Climb up on the seat in first, step on the armrest, swing one leg into the bin, and have your friend shove your fat ass in.”

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